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You didn't miss a thing.

He missed me.
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Yeah but even you've been pretty thin lately.

Yeah, we went through a rough phase. He paid someone to cut me but we are in counseling now.

I heard rumors. Some said it was a bald faced lie.

His face is pretty bald but I mean take that times a thousand and you have his manscaping skills.

I would like to know far less about that in the future. I'm holding out for improvements in his mansplaining skills.

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