10 Facts/1 Lie, From a Feminist Pornographer

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A popular game is going around, called "Ten Facts/One Lie" where folks guess which one of eleven statements isn't true... good luck :)

My list:

  1. I am bisexual and probably a three on the Kinsey scale.

  2. I am personally intimidated by Hitachi Magic Wands.

  3. I have been quoted in VICE Magazine and GQ about pubic hair.

  4. I have seen female models squirt over seven feet at shoots.

  5. I have shot well over 500 individual models, many of them multiple times.

  6. I have never slept with a man.

  7. I have gotten caught in the buff outdoors as an art nude model myself.

  8. I bike toured for six months with both camping gear and shooting gear for porn shoots.

  9. I have shot a model using a can opener as a sex toy.

  10. I have been quoted in Forbes about cryptocurrency.

  11. The only time I was ever arrested was over vegetables.


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I want to say it's either 6 or 9

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🐒🐒🐒 I want to tell you I like yer monkeys! :) thanks for your generous upvote @beanz! I will tell soon which it was... these were semi hard to nail down. I feel like I could actually put a lot of more outrageous statements on here ahahah

4 - Who's were the 7 feet? Or, were you talking distance?
6 - I haven't, either... we are talking sleep right?
But that's not my real choice...
I'm going with 11, because that sounds a bit complicated. Kidding...

It's 6.

:) hehe not telling til end of week! Good point... sometimes we "sleep" with people and then sometimes we really sleep... ;)

I'm guessing 9. Please tell me it's 9. LOL

It looks like you're not the only one who hopes that's the lie, LOL! I will tell soon, at the end of the week. Go ahead and pray you're right hahaha

I really want the lie to be #9. But I'm going to go with #10

Haha.... Oh, I will tell at the end of the week! I think I may do some more in depth posts on some of the funnier aspects of my life LOL

I love reading all of these facts about you. So good and I am inspired to set some new life goals. I believe that #1 and #6 contradict themselves a bit so I am going to say that #6 is the lie.

Aw thanks! ;) Hehe multiple folks have guessed that I've "lain with a man"... this is gonna be a funny reveal :P

Vegetables? That would make one hell of a story

It sure would ;) ! I'll tell which is the lie soon, at the end of the week... I have a feeling more posts on these may be in order, hahah

please! please! do more posts

Well... Let me say I expect 11 blog posts covering the truths and the lie. I would read them all :D

  • Gosh, I wanted to say 6 since it's the shortest statement, but then decided to make more of an effort.
  • I totally believe 11, I hate vegetables and would go to jail too if I were ever forced to eat them.
  • I had to google Hitachi Magic Wand. I can imagine them being intimidating.

You know, I'm a visual person. Number 6 is just visually not fitting this list. I pick number 6 :D

Aw thanks! Haha I looked back over them and I think I could do a blog post about just about every one! Thank you for being interested!

You have been on my mind today! Earlier today I even googled gluten free stroop waffle recipes those are SO GOOD- and for a moment I even thought about asking you to ship me a stroop waffle maker LOL... I would rather just come over there, meet up and pick one up :) !

It cracked me up about visualizing if I'd likely had/not had sex with a man hahaha! Am glad I am getting minds working on this LOL!!!

This is a fun game, and I will reveal the answers soon LOL

p.s.- lol on vegetables! They inspire some passion either way with love and hate it seems!

LOL!!! Yeah - if you can't get that waffle maker out of your head I will send one to you :') But meeting up would be way better indeed - I KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE BEST WAFFLES! We could eat a bunch and chat about your 11 facts :')

Well, I'm patiently waiting for your answers! :D

Thank you! Stroop waffles have been a continual drool-inducing thought in my head ever since a friend brought some back to the states when I was a teenager. I would love to come over there, gorge myself out on them and chat with you :)!

Question: did your bum not get sore from the nude biking with no padding? Also - I must hear this arrest story involving vegetables 🤗

I think I will have to make a few more posts about these statements heheh! I will tell folks soon, at the end of the week... it will be funny to explain some of these things LOL

it's 2...:)

I am gonna let folks know soon which is the lie. I appreciate your thinking I am not intimidated by hitachis ;)

I'm going with 7 cos well I don't know why, but would like to hear the stories about them all.

Thanks! Several posts about some of these more in depth may be in order- and I will say which is the lie soon :)