After reading wanting to bite the tongue

80% of young children can not afford a house, 80% of young girls can marry 40-year-olds. 80% of men, if conditions are, then wait until 40 years to marry the 20-year-old girl is the right choice ...

No. 1: I was 40 then, also found a beautiful 20-year-old beautiful girlfriend and I accompanied her to her parents to meet. The opening is the first love of the university years. Seeing that person, the girlfriend now exclaimed, "Mom!"

No 2. Her mother just saw me, instantly dizzy gasping. Do not wait for me to react, then drag your daughter into the room, tell her, "I can not marry him, he is my biological father!"

No 3. Girl: "I had his budge ..."

No 4: At this time the 60-year-old daughter's new stepfather stepped out, saw his girlfriend's boyfriend, said to him quietly: "Why are you coming here, not every month we are living expenses paid on time For me and your mother?

No 5. At this time, "Ding Dong" (the doorbell), the mother of the girlfriend's boyfriend came to visit the family home (parents of the girl). Seeing his father-in-law's future daughter said, "Why are you?"

No. 6. The girl's boyfriend's father stopped the car and went upstairs to see her father's future daughter-in-law. "Are you not my lost brother for many years?"

No 7. Mother of the girl saw the mother of the future son-in-law exclaimed: "Mom!"

No 8. The mother saw the father's son-in-law's future, called up a "daddy", and fainted immediately.

The question is: How many can you understand? Son's mother call daughter mother's father what??