Super picky cats making me crazy!

"What a gaslighting fascist looks like"

I made the mistake of feeding them the most expensive food on the market. I didn't realize how much they would eat. Now they are on a hunger strike because I am mixing it with more affordable food. I fear they will start peeing in my shoes, or on the stove. Deplorable animals. And they steal the dog's bed. The dog will eat anything and wishes only to please me. We are being held hostage by tyrants.