This article is about my love for beautiful looking tits and how to attract nice tits (WARNING GRAPHICAL CONTENT!!)

in #funny7 years ago

In this article I am going to talk about tits, why I like tits, why you should like tits and most importantly of all, how you can attract some cute little titties yourself.

According to Wikipedia tits can come in many shapes and sizes. Besides the common tits there is also the bearded tit, tomtit and tit-babbler. My personal favorite has got to be the tit-babbler due to its radiant colors and beautiful luster. But my second best has to be the bearded tit because... well... I just like em hairy. And if there's one tit that's hairy then its gotta be the bearded tit alright. Please follow this link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_reedling to get a glimpse of these magnificent tits. You can see how hairy they are, it almost makes you want to fondle these titties, but you can't because they are an endangered species. So please leave them the fuck alone OK?

The best way to attract tits is by hanging some big juicy seedballs in the tree or bush. Please keep them suspended high enough above the ground or else the tits might be grabbed by some pussy lurking in the shadows... and once that happens... well, then it kinda looks like this:

(WARNING GRAPHICAL CONTENT)

or this:

or this:

Ok, maybe not like the last one but i'm sure you get the point.

So contrary to popular belief pussy and titties do not mix well!! You should therefore always try to keep them as separate as possible, especially considering the fact that most of those tits flapping around today are on the endangered species list.

This concludes my article about titty love. If you liked this article then please make sure to upvote and resteam so that others may come to know about all the wonderful tits that exist around the world.
If you want more of these articles then please make sure to follow me aswell. I plan to write the next few articles about bitches, cunts, cocks and pussy so its going to be very interesting indeed.

THANK YOU

PS: Why the woman in the article??? Well because Clickbait, that's why! I was afraid no one would want to read about tits if i didn't also include a clickbait photo of a beautiful young woman too. Sorry for the misleading photo guys :(

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The second bird looks like a Jay, not a tit, I think.

Really Fun to read and though of NSFW of steemit tempted to read ; after all man will be man.

well its not exactly porn, its about birds and pussy so I don't see the problem here :)

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